I opened my door for you and you came in and burned my house down.
Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.
I cut people off with no hesitation, no explanation, and no warning.
Your friendship card will be revoked if you do some phony shit or I feel like you cannot be trusted.
Life is too short and I’m getting too old to be hanging with people who haven’t quite yet grasped the concept of ‘loyalty’
Can’t trust anybody.
Can’t love everybody.
Can’t be friends with everybody.
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP